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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description> Subscribe</description><title>gondaba.com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @gondaba)</generator><link>http://gondaba.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/rNynGFyUIbrs1tv3cQOhxbI7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/43293810</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/43293810</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:51:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Teen Who Just Discovered Led Zeppelin Starting To Piss Off Friends | The Onion</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28086"&gt;Teen Who Just Discovered Led Zeppelin Starting To Piss Off Friends | The Onion&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/43127456</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/43127456</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:52:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Last year I killed a man | Life and Health</title><description>&lt;a href="http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/wellbeing/story/0,,2291212,00.html"&gt;Last year I killed a man | Life and Health&lt;/a&gt;: Chilling story of a train driver that killed a man who stepped out onto the tracks.</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/43015596</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/43015596</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:33:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Life (video game) - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia</title><description>&lt;a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life_%28video_game%29"&gt;Life (video game) - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia&lt;/a&gt;: “Life’s gameplay consists completely of having car problems, hot girls dumping you, having that jerk beat you up and stealing your lunch money, less talented people that you getting the promotions you deserve, and being threatened with litigation for every move you make.”</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/42749272</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/42749272</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:27:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Feist on Sesame Street (via BobbyBenson85) .. I love counting to...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9fciD_II7NI&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9fciD_II7NI&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Feist on Sesame Street (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/BobbyBenson85" target="_blank"&gt;BobbyBenson85&lt;/a&gt;) .. I love counting to four.</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/42589451</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/42589451</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:39:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your toilet wall. « the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/rNynGFyUIbhsc3ptsDdd7MG6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://bigeyedeer.wordpress.com/2008/07/15/this-cartoon-wrote-a-sweary-word-on-your-toilet-wall/" target="_blank"&gt;This cartoon wrote a sweary word on your toilet wall. « the rut.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/42486313</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/42486313</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:56:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Assholes - This New Walmart Logo Looks AWFULLY...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/rNynGFyUIb96iaz55yEnLpjW_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://consumerist.com/tag/assholes/?i=5023878&amp;t=this-new-walmart-logo-looks-awfully-familiar" target="_blank"&gt;Assholes - This New Walmart Logo Looks AWFULLY Familiar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Anyone who’s read “&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Breakfast-Champions-Kurt-Vonnegut/dp/0385334206/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1215707037&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank"&gt;Breakfast of Champions&lt;/a&gt;” remembers that Vonnegut peppered his writing with illustrations, one of which was a drawing of his own asshole.” .. which just happens to look exactly like Walmart’s new logo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/41779853</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/41779853</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:23:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>aww</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/rNynGFyUIb7qa8aaAklidk9T_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;aww</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/41632732</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/41632732</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:01:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ten Things To Do With An SUV That Don't Involve Driving</title><description>&lt;a href="http://jalopnik.com/398061/ten-things-to-do-with-an-suv-that-dont-involve-driving"&gt;Ten Things To Do With An SUV That Don't Involve Driving&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;b&gt;7. Illicit Sex Pad&lt;/b&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/41497778</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/41497778</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:21:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>U.S. Ice Cubes Melting At Alarming Rate | The Onion</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29388"&gt;U.S. Ice Cubes Melting At Alarming Rate | The Onion&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/41326591</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/41326591</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:57:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Modern Love - Instant Message, Instant Girlfriend - Series - NYTimes.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/25/fashion/25love.html?_r=1&amp;partner=rssnyt&amp;oref=slogin"&gt;Modern Love - Instant Message, Instant Girlfriend - Series - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;: A good NYTimes story (albeit with a shitty, not very well written ending)</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/40832406</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/40832406</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:47:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Twelve Reasons a Movie Should Never be a First Date</title><description>&lt;a href="http://filmwad.com/twelve-reasons-a-movie-should-never-be-a-first-date-6448-p.html"&gt;Twelve Reasons a Movie Should Never be a First Date&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;i&gt;No Country for Old Men&lt;/i&gt; is probably one of the most incredible movies ever made, but it’s not really something that says “hey, let’s have giddy, experimental sex afterward” to your date.</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/40554124</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/40554124</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:08:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods - Boston.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/06/25/school_locked_down_after_ninja_sighted_in_woods/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed6"&gt;School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods - Boston.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/39941719</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/39941719</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:31:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bright Future In Sales: Five New Job Titles That Are Corporate Code For "Hot Girl"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://jezebel.com/5019327/five-new-job-titles-that-are-corporate-code-for-hot-girl"&gt;Bright Future In Sales: Five New Job Titles That Are Corporate Code For "Hot Girl"&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/39790605</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/39790605</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:21:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why You Should Never Ever Ask "Are You PMS-ing?"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dailystrength.org/content/view/1117713"&gt;Why You Should Never Ever Ask "Are You PMS-ing?"&lt;/a&gt;: good advice.</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/39649908</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/39649908</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:52:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yes, We Will Have No Bananas - Op-Ed - NYTimes.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/18/opinion/18koeppel.html"&gt;Yes, We Will Have No Bananas - Op-Ed - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;: no mo bannanas in the coming years. sad.</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/39525428</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/39525428</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:41:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How to Use iPhone to Impress Women | PeopleJam</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.peoplejam.com/blogs/how-use-iphone-impress-women"&gt;How to Use iPhone to Impress Women | PeopleJam&lt;/a&gt;: ..taking notes..</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/38940799</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/38940799</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:43:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/rNynGFyUIac4mx0bC1A9M7WH_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://i27.tinypic.com/2h6yet5.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/38754836</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/38754836</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:15:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Woman brands thoughtless date with hot iron - CNN.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/13/branded.ap/index.html"&gt;Woman brands thoughtless date with hot iron - CNN.com&lt;/a&gt;: “A college student who branded a date’s body with a scalding piece of metal as payback for never calling her after they had sex was sentenced to five years in prison Friday.” yow.</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/38612167</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/38612167</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:24:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Childhood Fears - a set on flickr</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/rNynGFyUIa6dvdcj4hEpZ4hB_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/15702350@N00/sets/72157605573751992/"&gt;Childhood Fears - a set on flickr&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://gondaba.com/post/38268471</link><guid>http://gondaba.com/post/38268471</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:47:35 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
